Since I have this new email route of posting - I thought I would share this with you....it is awesome. Stupid gym work outs waking up the tummy demons.
The other night my trainer told me I was looking smaller - so she suggested we just weigh me after the session - save the measurements for the end of the month. The scale stated I had gained a 1/2 of pound - now I know muscle blah blah blah.....but at this rate I will weigh 275lbs and be a size 2.....try that on for mental size.
I've hit a batch of the blahs....my normal holiday blues just a little later this year. I actually started taking down my tree the other day. Crazy right?
Last night on my way home, I received a call from my neighbour Sarah who also happens to be the condo board president...it seems that the pipes in the unit next to mine (currently un occupied, foreclosed and owned by Fannie/Freddie/one of those places) had sprung a leak and flooded part of the unit, its ceiling and the storage units below. The fire department was called and the unit was busted into so that the water in the unit could be turned off....except when they got in there the water was coming from the pipes in the ceiling....so the water for the whole building had to be turned off. The management company (sigh - worthless) was called and we were given the name of their emergency plumber. He was called at 10:20....and showed up at 2:00am. It seems it was the holiday party for
the plumbing company and um, spirits were bright.
You may be wondering why the pipes burst last night - I mean it wasn't particularly cold in Chicago - it had been worse this week....yeah, it seems that sometime between the renter moving out in June and the real estate agents "winterizing" the unit in September, part of the window went missing. So instead of putting in a new window they wrapped the open hole with cling wrap. yes. Cling wrap. Because you know - cling wrap keeps the cold out when there is NO GLASS. It also seems that despite all the notes the winterization team wrote about needing to keep the heat on....they themselves turned off the gas....they left the furnace running....but turned off the gas. They sound like a real brain trust don't you think? Since there was only storage below this unit, the temp keep dropping and when the pipes burst, it was about 33 in the unit.
When the other
Sarah first contacted me she told me that she thought it was my storage unit into which allllllllllll the water had drained. Of course, being Miss Sarah, everything in my storage unit was in Rubbermaid....but was that going to be enough to stop water that was coming from above? While in the cab home, I kept thinking of the large bag of photos I have from high school and college, the letters from my now deceased grandfather and other various mementos from the past 34 years. Thankfully, it is only a wall that will have water damage...everything else went into the storage unit next to mine. Bad for them - but I am thankful my memories were spared!! Time to stop putting off scanning those photos into Flickr!
Once the plumber showed up, I headed to bed since I had to be at LUSH in the morning to open. Needless to say, sleep did not come quickly since I was right next to the demoing of the ceiling to reach the busted
pipes which were then cut and capped.
All seems quiet on the home front today - water is back on. I am showered and clothes have been washed. I will be very happy if there is never another pipe burst incident in my life ever again.
I am trying the new blog email function - this will allow me to post during the day so I don't have to pull up my blog at work....ho ho ho. Get ready for lots of posts now everyone!
November 26, 2009
Thanksgiving in Ohio - always nice to see family....though some things never change - there was still a kid table (luckily I wasn't at it), some thing burns (ahem, the creamed corn I was making) and we are always happy to shut the door and have the house to yourself again.
Surprise! I told you I would be back. So, how have you been? Good. Good. I've posted the pics from Mexico on Flicker - you can access them from the sidebar menu (oh - that sounds so...so....I don't know, but un-Miss Sarah like for sure.) I had a nice time, I believe Rich had a nice time, hell he got to spend time with me in a hot tub watching old cartoons and drinking beer - who would NOT have a good time? There was even a breakage of my beach time only vow to see some ruins and go to Xel-ha which allows you to snorkel in both fresh and salt water.
Before I left for Mexico, I had gone on serveral first dates....note the "first" there have not been any seconds...yet....
It is true - I am home on a Saturday night. I am home recovering from THE.WORST.COLD.EVER. It was so bad I actually took a day off of work. I know!! I know! Being the giving person that I am I have passed it on to a few coworkers.
I suspose that I should actually take advantage of being home AND having all my laundry and dishes washed. (now please note I said the laundry was washed but not put away) Eventually, tonight, I should actually finish the exercise tape I started (and when I say tape I mean dvd) but it is so hard to sweat when your nose keeps running.
I'm here I'm here - so sorry to keep you waiting.....I hope you started with out me - the traffic was terrible, I lost my keys, the dog ate my homework etc etc. Well at least I didn't go a whole month without posting. So that is a bright side.
Ok - so since Aug 12th I have found that I am blood clot free, turned 34 and have started pimping myself in a manner that I did not think I would have to do - but I am always up for a challenge. Ooooh oooh ooh and I've also planned a fantastic trip to Mexico with Rich - we both are in need of some therapeutic Caribbean relaxation time. I totally want to go zip lining when we are there - I am so excited, yet scared crapless about it. So we will be going - I won't tell you when - I need to keep a little mystery in my life.
Day and Lush jobs are going just fine - the Vic is finally speeding up - which is nice since I missed so many shows due to the clot earlier this year - it was weird not having my stash of cash over the summer on which to rely. I actaully had to *gasp* budget. The horror - the horror.
I should finish this wine and get my self ready for bed - tomorow Court and I are going to a cake decorating class in the morning - they told us to bring cameras to document the fun - so I will do that. Hopefully I will be able to turn out a good cake and not produce something henious like the glass ornaments we attempted a few years back..
was have some fun...well fun in the form of a bubble bath, some bubbly and my bed. That was the plan at 5pm - but I did get to get some groovy ass stuff for the Woodstock show on Saturday - I mean what are the odds of finding the perfect hippie esque fring vest at Target????
The past few weeks have been wild - work work and more work. But that is what I like - I love the day off I have here and there. Mom and Dad got their puppy - he is adorable,. I will get to meet him this Sat - expect pictures!
I need to finish my roots - be back tomorrow morning.
right - so I was supposed to post a few days ago. My bad. My bad. what can I say - blah blah work, blah blah French classes, blah blah LUSH, blah blah colonic, blah blah spending time with Paul blah, blah, blah. But what matters is that I am here now! By the way, have you lost weight - you are looking fabulous (flattery will get me everywhere!!)
Last night, Rich and I drained several pitchers of sangria at Moody's. There were multiple highlights of the evening - plenty of snorts, discussion of life and what is it really all about, flying onion rings and above all drunk tweeting/texting - oye.
So - what you have all been asking about - my colonic. I am actually surprised at the separate emails I recieved about the procedure - so here it is - read at your own peril. So I show up at the office and filled out all these forms about me. One I had to answer questions to determine what body type I was - Vata, Pitta or Kapha (link here) Turns out I am a Kapha - no big shocker when you read the description. Then I met with the colon cleaner and we discussed the recent blood clot and how it has affected my diet and exercise. Then......I undressed (dum dum DUUUUMMMMMMMM).
so they have you climb on this table that is heated (that was nice) gave me a nice tummy rub (that was nice - though it did make me feel rather like a jello mold), then...well then they had me roll on my side and things were - ahem - inserted. During the entire process somewhere between 14-20 GALLONS of water are flushed through the colon. That is a lot of water - and a weird feeling - esp when they do "flushes" which is similar to turning the tap on full throttle. I was able to watch most of what was coming out - and it was a lot of water - not the abundant waste show I was expecting...could it be that I was not as full of shit as I thought I was? At the end, I was a little wiped (pun not intended - but I am keeping it) they gave me some pro biotic pills and some electrolytes. So did I lose any weight - nope. Did my boobs get smaller? Yes (I swear - can't figure it out, but they did) Did I have more energy, less bloat and overall good experience - yes. Would I do it again - yes, for sure....I mean I literally had to hold still for 30 minutes - when do I ever do that?
And there you go.
For those who know - the Lovely Lisa is doing Ok after her car accident this afternoon - the Universe was looking out for her.
Not only is this my 700th post - but I have finally signed up to do something that I have been REALLY wanting to do for a while. I am going to get a colonic!! Ha. Seriously, I've been facinated with them since I saw Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra get one before their wedding (thank you MTV). Now no nay saying going on please - it is time that I get rid of 1993's Christmas Dinner. I've listed to all your arguments, consulted a physician and dietitian....and have been told doing this once or twice a year is fine. And since I am not an addictive person (at least when it comes to shoving things up my ass) I have complete faith that I will not become a colonic junkie. And if I do, I have no doubt that you all will let me know.
I am watching, as I type, "Supersize Me".....I am at Day 21 and am still not grossed out or turned off by fast food....I know I should be....I should be horrified....however, I keep thinking how good the Big Mac looks. Of course, I also eat about 4 a year - so it's not like I am there every day - anymore. I am seriously bummed that I didn't gag even once. What is wrong with me???
Tomorrow is Friday - not sure how this week flew by so fast...but it did. I will report in this weekend after my first French class. And to all those that have been in the hospital over the past few weeks that I have been out of town - stop it!! STOP IT!! Get yourselves well and out of there.
Oh and just for the record - in the past week, I have heard two different stories involving little boys and their twig/berries....both extreamly funny stories - just say the words memis and tick dick to me and I will most likely snort or spew coffee.