Not only is this my 700th post - but I have finally signed up to do something that I have been REALLY wanting to do for a while. I am going to get a colonic!! Ha. Seriously, I've been facinated with them since I saw Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra get one before their wedding (thank you MTV). Now no nay saying going on please - it is time that I get rid of 1993's Christmas Dinner. I've listed to all your arguments, consulted a physician and dietitian....and have been told doing this once or twice a year is fine. And since I am not an addictive person (at least when it comes to shoving things up my ass) I have complete faith that I will not become a colonic junkie. And if I do, I have no doubt that you all will let me know.
I am watching, as I type, "Supersize Me".....I am at Day 21 and am still not grossed out or turned off by fast food....I know I should be....I should be horrified....however, I keep thinking how good the Big Mac looks. Of course, I also eat about 4 a year - so it's not like I am there every day - anymore. I am seriously bummed that I didn't gag even once. What is wrong with me???
Tomorrow is Friday - not sure how this week flew by so fast...but it did. I will report in this weekend after my first French class. And to all those that have been in the hospital over the past few weeks that I have been out of town - stop it!! STOP IT!! Get yourselves well and out of there.
Oh and just for the record - in the past week, I have heard two different stories involving little boys and their twig/berries....both extreamly funny stories - just say the words memis and tick dick to me and I will most likely snort or spew coffee.
I've really want to try the colonic thing. Let me know how it goes!!
Posted by: Alex | July 13, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Enjoy your colonic dear. i shall not be joining you but because i love you I shall refrain from any commentary beyond....eeep!
Posted by: Miss Lis | July 20, 2009 at 10:23 PM