right - so I was supposed to post a few days ago. My bad. My bad. what can I say - blah blah work, blah blah French classes, blah blah LUSH, blah blah colonic, blah blah spending time with Paul blah, blah, blah. But what matters is that I am here now! By the way, have you lost weight - you are looking fabulous (flattery will get me everywhere!!)
Last night, Rich and I drained several pitchers of sangria at Moody's. There were multiple highlights of the evening - plenty of snorts, discussion of life and what is it really all about, flying onion rings and above all drunk tweeting/texting - oye.
So - what you have all been asking about - my colonic. I am actually surprised at the separate emails I recieved about the procedure - so here it is - read at your own peril. So I show up at the office and filled out all these forms about me. One I had to answer questions to determine what body type I was - Vata, Pitta or Kapha (link here) Turns out I am a Kapha - no big shocker when you read the description. Then I met with the colon cleaner and we discussed the recent blood clot and how it has affected my diet and exercise. Then......I undressed (dum dum DUUUUMMMMMMMM).
so they have you climb on this table that is heated (that was nice) gave me a nice tummy rub (that was nice - though it did make me feel rather like a jello mold), then...well then they had me roll on my side and things were - ahem - inserted. During the entire process somewhere between 14-20 GALLONS of water are flushed through the colon. That is a lot of water - and a weird feeling - esp when they do "flushes" which is similar to turning the tap on full throttle. I was able to watch most of what was coming out - and it was a lot of water - not the abundant waste show I was expecting...could it be that I was not as full of shit as I thought I was? At the end, I was a little wiped (pun not intended - but I am keeping it) they gave me some pro biotic pills and some electrolytes. So did I lose any weight - nope. Did my boobs get smaller? Yes (I swear - can't figure it out, but they did) Did I have more energy, less bloat and overall good experience - yes. Would I do it again - yes, for sure....I mean I literally had to hold still for 30 minutes - when do I ever do that?
And there you go.
For those who know - the Lovely Lisa is doing Ok after her car accident this afternoon - the Universe was looking out for her.